GOODBYE 2006 – HELLO 2007!
December 31, 2006

I don’t know whether to say goodbye or good riddance to the old year…but I do know I’m optimistic about the new one! All of us here at Artie Wayne On The Web, promise to continue to give you the “Best in Truth, Entertainment and Bullshit!”
If you scroll down to the next article, you’ll find, ” The Best Videos and Websites Of 2006″, which a couple of “cool cats” put together for me! It’s not only entertaining but a valuble resource you can use for years to come.
Finally, if your going out tonight and you want to have one for the road…make it a cup of coffee, with a little man in it who’ll remind you not to drink and drive!
Wishing you all the best…and of course a HAPPY NEW YEAR! From Artie Wayne On The Web..and Whoppy And Streaker on the couch!
If It’s On The Internet, It’s Gotta’ Be True! Triple Breasted Beauty Photo Exclusive!
December 26, 2006

Lara Banks, of Atlanta Georgia was eliminated early in the Miss America contest, not because she wasn’t pretty or smart enough, but because she was considered to have one up on everyone else in the the competition!
Darrell Hammond, of Saturday Night Live, is no longer allowed to do impersonations on the show. It seems his statute of imitations has run out!
Ousted Miss Nevada USA, Katie Rees, lost her case in the court of public opinion when Heidi Fleiss, Anna Nicole Smith, and Tonya Harding testified on her behalf!
In a recent survey, 95% of women since the 1950’s admitted to having had pre-marital sex…the other 5% lied!
“Governator” Arnold Schwartzenegger, always eager for a “Photo Op”, gladly broke his leg again as soon as the Paparazzi arrived at the scene of his skiing accident.
Next month CBS debuts the new reality show, “Armed and Famous”, in which celebrities join a real police department in Indiana and are issued badges and guns. Eric Estrada, Trish Stratus, Jack Osborne (Ozzie’s son) and LaToya Jackson’s first assignment is to hunt down Danny Bonaduce.
Bono seems to be taking his recent Knighthood seriously, and plans appear in a full suit of armor at U2’s upcoming New Years Eve concert in Dublin!
What did Justin Timberlake give Cameron Diaz for Christmas? Click in the box http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA
Copyright by Artie Wayne
For more “If It’s On The Internet…It’s Gotta’ Be True!” http://artiewayne.wordpress.com/2006/11/05/if-you-saw-it-on-the-internetthen-you-know-its-gotta-be-true/
Even More “If You Saw It On the Internet…yada, yada, yada” http://artiewayne.wordpress.com/2006/12/13/if-its-on-the-internetits-gotta-be-true-is-this-really-britney-spears-pussy/
To see “More” of Britney Spears…click onto http://artiewayne.wordpress.com/2006/12/01/theres-a-crack-in-a-star-on-hollywood-boulevard-quick-call-your-publicist/
To see the”Most” of Britney Spears…click onto http://artiewayne.wordpress.com/2006/12/04/exclusive-photos-lindsay-lohan-and-paris-hilton-on-top-of-britney-spears/
James Brown R.I.P.- Rock in Perpetuity!
December 25, 2006

James Brown was never part of a musical genre…he Was a musical genre! I remember seeing half of his incredible stage show at the Apollo theater back in the 50’s. His shows were always twice as long as anybody elses and I was too young to navigate through the streets of Harlem or travel back to the Bronx on the subways alone after dark. I had to miss half the show…but I still felt all the excitement!
Although I’m African-American, his early records were somewhat of a mystery to me. His lengthy sparse tracks, which consisted of few lyrics on a bed of complex African and Latin rythyms, punctuated by horns, yells, and grunts were embraced only by Blacks initially. Over the years, not only was his influence felt on Pop, Disco, Hip-Hop and Rap, but his “ahead of their time” tracks were sampled over and over again!
He was one of the first Black artists to have the power to release anything he wanted and was on the forefont of the civil rights movement with songs like, ” Say It Loud, I’m Black and I’m Proud! ” He was also one of the first to make us pay attention to Womens rights with, “It’s A Man’s World.” I’m sure that everytime Christmas comes around, I’ll not only remember the Birth of a Prince, but the passing of a King!
James Brown R.I.P. Rock In Perpetituy
Respectfully, Artie Wayne
Copyright 2006 by Artie Wayne
See James Brown performing “Cold Sweat” on Soul Train http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2466750706053376295&q=james+brown+videos&hl=en
A short clip of James Brown being given a cape and escorted off stage http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7963982752168652171&q=james+brown+videos&hl=en
“I Lose It When I Hear “White Christmas” – The Story Behind The Song!
December 23, 2006

As a long time lover of pop music I’ve always been curious about the story behind the song. Knowing that many of you feel the same way, I’d like to share the story behind “I Lose it When I Hear “White Christmas”, A new song that I wrote with Toni Wine (”Groovy Kind of Love”, “Candida”) which is on the Tony Orlando and Dawn “Reunion” album.
In 1995, after 20 years of being in the music buisness as a singer, songwriter, producer, being an exec at April-Blackwood, Warner Brothers music, and running Irving/ Almo, I had become too weak to even hold a guitar. Finally, I could no longer work at Allan Rinde’s legendary Chinese restaurant in Hollywood, Genghis Cohen, (which I named and hosted off and on for ten years)
When I kept falling down in the street, I knew that something was seriously wrong with me! I was uninsured, and was facing this crisis all alone. My two closest friends, Allan Rinde, was spending more and more time in Nashville with his fiance, Toni Wine…and Patti Dahlstrom, had moved back to Houston, to teach music and critical thinking at the Art Institute of Houston. I had taken to wearing all black, as I stumbled around the back streets of Hollywood, hoping I wouldn’t see anybody that I knew. I felt, for the first time in my life, that I had reached the end of the road.
Fortunately, Patti was in town for a conference, and came over to visit. I didn’t want her to see me broke and broken…but now I’m glad I did. She convinced me to swallow my pride and seek help from social services…which saved my life! I went to the USC medical center for 2 days of tests, and they kept me for 3 weeks.
It was a few days before Christmas, I was in a ward with many who were far worse off than me…and we did our best to keep each others’ spirits up. Somehow, I lost my phone book, and the only numbers that I could remember was my Mothers’, who had moved to West Virginia, and that my long time friend Alan O’Day, who was on his way out of town.
It’s a policy of most hospitals to send as many patients home for the holidays to be with their family and friends. Soon, I was the only one left in the ward, since I had nowhere else to go. One lonely night, as I sat feeling sorry for myself, I heard a group down the hall, singing Christmas carols. I followed the voices to the the children’s ward…where I heard the joyous sounds of “Jingle Bells”. It was the Salvation Army, passing out toys and candy, and singing to the kids, who wereconfined to their beds. I joined in on “Silent Night”, “Jingle Bell Rock”, and “Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer”, but when they started singing “White Christmas”…tears started running down my face, and I had to sit in another room to compose myself. This song, written by Irving Berlin, always brings back memories of family and friends in a snow covered New York City…flooding me with emotions.
10 years later, I told Toni Wine (whom I’ve known since she was 14), and showed her some lyrics I had written that fateful night “I Lose it When I Hear “White Christmas”.
She loved it, but wanted to make the story more universal. Over two writing sessions, which we started on Irving Berlin’s piano, which was given to Toni many years ago, we came up with….
“I LOSE IT WHEN THEY HEAR “WHITE CHRISTMAS”
words and music by Toni Wine and Artie Wayne
They can play “Jingle Bells” all day
talk about Santa’s Sleigh
I’m alright on a very “Silent Night”
But then my tears begin
when they sing I can’t join in
‘Cause I Lose it When I Hear “White Christmas”
Bein’ without you just ain’t no fun
What kind of thrill is cookin’ for one?
Can’t deny I wanna’ cry myself out
Here’s to Holiday spirit
don’t wanna’ be anywhere near it
‘Cause I Lose it When I Hear “White Christmas”
And Baby I know…You needed to go
But why did you have to leave me now?
[instumental]
Don’t feel like spreading good cheer
Just wanna’ sleep in the New Year
‘Cause I Lose it When I Hear “White Christmas”
‘Cause I Lose it When I Hear “White Christmas”
Copyright 2005-CasmoTwine
If you want to hear the Tony Orlando and Dawn recording click http://artiewayne.com/I_Lose_It.html
If you like it, please feel to share it with a friend…if you love it, however, feel free to share it with your entire address book!
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukka and best of holidays, from Artie Wayne On The Web…and Whoppy and Streaker on the couch! Enjoy to the world!
Copyright 2006 by Artie Wayne
If you’d like to see “Whoppy and Streaker Presents The Top Christmas Music Videos Of All Time!” Bing, Elvis, Band-Aid, Singing Reindeer, Bowie, Destiny’s Child, more! http://artiewayne.wordpress.com/2006/12/15/whoppy-and-streaker-present-the-top-christmas-videos-of-all-time/
For “Nookie’s Top Christmas And Hanukka Videos!” Adam Sandler, “Hanukkah Song”, Neil Diamond, Jingle Cats, Mariah Carey, Charlie Brown Christmas, more! http://artiewayne.wordpress.com/2006/12/22/nookies-top-holiday-video-picks/
If you’d like to see my custom pet paint sculptures called PETZROCK, created on quartz just click on http://artiewayne.com/petz1.html
For Toni Wine http://toniwine.com
For the Salvation Army http://www.salvationarmyusa.org/usn/www_usn.nsf
NOOKIE’S TOP CHRISTMAS AND HANUKKAH VIDEOS!
December 22, 2006

REINDEER SINGING , “White Christmas”, Adam Sandler’s, “Hanukkah Song”, NEW Carrie Underwood”, NEW MICHAEL JACKSON, Christina Aguilera, WHAM,Toby Keith, PAUL EVANS, Andy Williams, The Smurfs, ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS”. Not to be outdone by his rivals, Whoppy and Streaker, Nookie made up his own list of favorite Holiday videos and asked me to pass them along to you.
Now our first animated Christmas video, was sent to us last year by Author Gary Stromberg . It features SINGING REINDEER and”White Christmas’ by Clyde McPhatter and the Drifters. http://justicefornone.com/article.php/2006120621585644
JUST ADDED! Carrie Underwood, “Oh Holy Night”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4MQ-emtC1w&feature=related
“Go Tell It On The Mountain” By Toby Keith Featuring Jewel http://www.cmt.com/videos/misc/190058/go-tell-it-on-the-mountain-from-a-toby-keith-classic-christmas.jhtml?cid=21&sid=24010&eid=1&did=
Here’s the WHAM classic, “Last Christmas” http://www.slack-time.com/music-video-1724-Wham-Last-Christmas
JUST ADDED! “Grandma Got Run over By A Reindeer” Dr. Elmo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPaGQEskSKM
JUST ADDED! MICHAEL JACKSON”S NEWLY RE-MASTERED “LITTLE CHRISTMAS TREE” from the new JACKSON FIVE ULTIMATE CHRISTMAS ALBUM http://over50music.com
BRAND NEW! JAY and THE AMERICANS…”CHRISTMAS IN AMERICA” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_4l1HCO9oY
John Denver and the Muppets “12 Days Of Christmas” http://www.metacafe.com/watch/yt-M4j1paMC5SM/12_days_of_christmas_muppets_john_denver/
JUST ADDED! Justin Timberlake and In Sync “Merry Christmas!” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JUsgZOJB9U
JUST ADDED! JAY TRAYNOR, “Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas”
Mariah Carey “All I Want For Christmas Is You” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8rY0Fyws20
JUST ADDED! In Sync’ “Oh Holy Night” Acapella http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXzJqRXLI08
“Feliz Natividad” by Jose Feliciano live! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWa_W_jTqLs
“Deck The Halls” with She Daisy http://www.cmt.com/videos/shedaisy/39548/deck-the-halls.jhtml
BRAND NEW! ONE OF THE BEST VERSIONS OF “I’LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS” I’VE EVER HEARD! BY THE ONE AND ONLY RASCAL FLATTS http://new.music.yahoo.com/videos/RascalFlatts/I%27ll-Be-Home-For-Christmas–205697487
JUST ADDED!! Here’s a duet on “Blue Christmas” Elvis Presley and Martina McBride http://new.music.yahoo.com/Elvis-Presley—Martina-McBride/videos/view/Blue-Christmas–202274441
JUST ADDED!! Alan Jackson “Let It Be Christmas” http://www.cmt.com/videos/alan-jackson/58992/let-it-be-christmas.jhtml
Andy Williams and the Smurfs, “It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas!” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjX-tN8DBfo&feature=related
BRAND NEW FROM HIS NEW CHRISTMAS CD TONY BENNETT, “I”LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS”, “MY FAVORITE THINGS” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDmQlAN3I9g
Howdy Doody ORIGINAL 1952 Christmas show! KOWABONGA! http://www.yourememberthat.com/media/2580/Rare_Howdy_Doody_Christmas_Film_Short/
The Christmas Fantasy Parade at Disneyland!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2ZsCohsbLw&feature=related
Here’s THE SMURFS 41 minute CHRISTMAS SPECIAL”! http://video.aol.com/video/smurfs-christmas-special/1765485
Now how about THE COMPLETE “CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS SPECIAL” http://www.fanpop.com/spots/christmas/videos/12319 full episode cb christmas
Here is the excellent 1972 animated version of Charles Dickens, “Christmas Carol” animated in the style of 1800 engravings by the great Richard Williams. It features thr voices of Alistair Sim and Michael Redgrave. Produced by Chuck Jones
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8817517652455175582&q=christmas+carol+videos&hl=en
Here’s a video of Adam Sandler performing “The Hanukkah song” for the very first time on Saturday Night Live. He says, “There are a lot of Christmas songs out there, but there aren’t too many about hanukkah. So I wrote a song for all of those nice little Jewish Kids, who dont get to hear any Hanukkah songs!” http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7428368342743248112&q=adam+sandler&hl=en
Here’s Kenny Ellis and his hit single “Swingin’ Dreidle” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpYZIktK2Yg
While I was searching for more videos I found this animation on how to light Hanukkah candles. http://www.aish.com/chanukahguide/chanukahguidedefault/Animated_Menorah.asp
A beautiful short explanation of each candle lit at Hanukkah. http://www1.msn.americangreetings.com/ecards/display.pd?prodnum=3143228&Ne=374980&N=374333+374226&offset=0&Ns=P_NEWNESS|1||P_PERFORMANCE_NUMBER|1
Here’s a clip from Sesame Street In Israel http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT6GIiqqsNE
NEW! JEWISH RAPPERS…CHUPTZAH. “HANUKKAH’S THE BOMB” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7R_O7EgmeM
JUST ADDED!! BON JOVI AND RED BANK 3, SINGING “THE HANUKKAH SONG” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGXtHdxN4Iw
Here’s the surfing version of “O Hanukkah” by Meshugga Beach Party http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BILmgS5TGIU
JUST ADDED! The inspiring, “Light One Candle” by Peter, Paul and Mary http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43J-gYOnLoI
Special thanks to Jacob Richman for enriching the internet with his incredible collection of Jewish Videos. http://www.jr.co.il/index.html
YOU SAY YOU WANT MORE? Then click onto THE STORY BEHIND THE MOTOWN CHRISTMAS ALBUM…the classic album that almost never saw the light of day. Diana Ross, The Miracles, The Supremes, The Temptations, The Jackson Five, Stevie Wonder, and Michael Jackson all contributed to one of the greatest albums of all time, THE MOTOWN CHRISTMAS ALBUM. It is also the story of how George Clinton, Jr. and I wrote “Little Christmas Tree” for Michael Jackson. Read all about it here.
WHOPPY AND STREAKER”S 99 CHRISTMAS MUSIC VIDEOS featuring the NEW MYLEY CYRUS!, Aretha, Nat “King”Cole, Bing, NEW ARCHIES, Elvis, EXCLUSIVE JOSH GROBAN FROM NOEL!, NEW ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS, “A Charlie Brown Christmas”, The RAD DUDES, Paul Evans, Jingle Cats, ALAN O’DAY, Neil Diamond, Band-Aid, EXCLUSIVE UNEDITED CHRIS BROWN “THIS CHRISTMAS”, Enya, Carpenters, NEW JULIANNE HOUGH, Brenda Lee, Beach Boys, Sponge Bob, Perry Como, Alvin and the Chipmunks and so much more! HOURS AND HOURS OF FAMILY FUN with the original Christmas music clips and new Christmas Video animations! http://artiewayne.wordpress.com/2007/11/13/the-top-the-best-and-the-greatest-christmas-music-videos/
“NEW CHRISTMAS MUSIC VIDEOS 2008 FOR FREE”! includes Miley Cyrus, The Jonas Brothers, ARETHA, ELVIS PRESLEY DUET WITH MARTINA MCBRIDE, NEW “ARCHIE’S CHRISTMAS PARTY”, Alan O’Day “I HEAR VOICES”, Tony Bennett, PAUL EVANS‘ “SANTA’s STUCK UP IN A CHIMINEY”, Faith Hill, U2, Rascal Flatts, DAVID ARCHULETTA, AND MUCH, MUCH MORE!
http://artiewayne.wordpress.com/2008/12/07/new-christmas-music-videos-2008/
SPECIAL ADDED ATTRACTION! My friend Laura Pinto just put up the Original video of “Rudolf The Red Nosed Reindeer” as sung by Gene Autry and the original “Christmas Song” by Alvin and the Chipmunks, “Little St.Nick” by Brian Wilson, on her remarkable website! http://laurapinto.tripod.com/christmasrock/
If you liked “Nookie Presents The Top Christmas and Hanukkah Videos”, feel free to share it with a friend…If you loved it, please feel free to send it to your entire address book!
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah and the best of Holidays from Nookie, Artie Wayne On The Web…and Whoppy and Streaker on the couch!
Copyright 2008 by Artie Wayne http://artiewayne.wordpress.com/about-artie-wayne/
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Tell A Friend
By Artie Wayne
Tell a Friend that you love them
Tell a lover that you’re their friend
Show that you are thinking of them
You may never, ever have the chance again.
I had a friend who took me in when I was down
I saw the crazy things he did and wondered how he lived
but I shut my mouth when I should’ve spoken out.
Tell a Friend that you love them
Tell a lover that you’re their friend
Show that you are thinking of them
You may never have the chance again.
I had a love who woke me up and changed my life
I told everyone I met, I told everyone except
the one who wrote…the goodbye note…that just said quote,
Tell a Friend that you love them
Tell a lover that you’re their friend
Show that you are thinking of them
You may never have the chance again.
Copyright 2006- Wayne Art music
It Looks Like Paris Blows It Again!
December 18, 2006

Paris The Giraffe
When Paris blows a bubble…pop it with your cursor and win a prize!
IF YOU LIKE “EM REALLY BIG! CLICK ON http://www.over50music.com/
While we’re on the subject in case you missed the Bubblegum music expose’ just click on the page where Elisha Cuthbert excercises her lungs http://artiewayne.wordpress.com/2006/10/29/play-me-something-bubblegummy-chewy-chewy-yummy-yummy-yummy/If
For the part II of the story and a chance to see Kristen Bell do her thing http://artiewayne.wordpress.com/2006/11/12/it-was-women-and-children-firstthe-day-the-bubblegum-bubble-burst/
If by some chance you were looking for Paris Hilton, here she is with Lindsay Lohan on top of Britney Spears! http://artiewayne.wordpress.com/2006/12/04/exclusive-photos-lindsay-lohan-and-paris-hilton-on-top-of-britney-spears/
Congratulations To Barry Oslander…Our Caption Contest Winner!
December 17, 2006

“IF YOU THINK I LOST THE FIGHT, YOU SHOULD SEE THE OTHER GUY!”
That’s the winning caption, submitted by Producer/ Manager, Barry Oslander, an old friend who I haven’t seen in 20 years! You’ve won one of my custom hand painted designs on the back of your own denim jacket worth up to $1000 Take a look at some of my samples and tell me what you want http://artiewayne.com/art.html
Thanks to everyone who entered the contest…don’t get discouraged we’ll be having another contest in February. Better luck next time!
Regards, Artie








