HILLARY ACCEPTS VP SLOT ON McCAINS TICKET!

August 26, 2008

It was just learned, that after being snubbed by her own party, Hillary Clinton, has been offered and is ready to accept the Vice-Presidential slot on the Republican ticket!

It’s an unprecedented move, even for a Clinton. She assures a victory to McCain, when she brings millions, and millions of votes in from her disatisfied Democratic supporters. Obama is said to be freaking out, and privately revealed that he, “never thought the bitch would go this far!”

Tonight the world will watch the Hillary Clinton speech at the Democratic National Convention, and eagerly anticipate her historic announcement!

Copyright 2008 by Artie Wayne

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5 Responses to “HILLARY ACCEPTS VP SLOT ON McCAINS TICKET!”

  1. Richard Kimball Says:

    Ya know Artie, there are just enough wacked-out people in this country (read Republicans), that will believe your little vignette..you know, the same people who believe the world is flat, that mankind is only 5000 years old, that there really was an Adam & Eve, and all of the rest of the fairy tales the religiosi’s would have us believe…Artie my friend, don’t make me include you in that herd!!!!!

  2. barry oslander Says:

    artie:
    if only wishing would make it so….
    barry oslander

  3. Alan O'Day Says:

    I’m so confused… Is Kelly Clarkson still dead?

  4. Country Paul Says:

    I wish this was funny. It isn’t.

    Hillary can make or break this election tonight (8/26), but she just can’t seem to let go of that spotlight. Whether true or not, my perception, from reading and listening and watching, is that she wants to “fight like a guy” until she loses; then she plays the “girl” card. Or at least some of her more strident supporters do. Would Barack’s supporters have been such sore losers if the results were the other way around? I doubt it. They – and I, being one of them – know that November 4th can change everything – or nothing. But if Hillary was on top of the ticket, you bet I’d eagerly be voting for her. It is time for her supporters to see what each candidate really stands for, and vote accordingly; if they really support what she believes in, they’ll jump to Obama’s side “with vigor.”


  5. I dont usually reply to posts but I will in this case. WoW


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