STAND UP AND BE COUNTED OR TURN AROUND AND BE MOUNTED…The Campaign Song That They Couldn’t Ban!

November 3, 2006

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The first one to hear the campaign song was Triumph, the insult comic dog…who looked me straight in the eye and said, “Get Out!” The last one to hear it was Kinky Friedman, currently running for Governor of Texas, who didn’t say a word but slowly backed out of the room and called for security!

Now I leave it up to you…is it that controversial or does it simply suck?

STAND UP AND BE COUNTED OR TURN AROUND AND BE COUNTED!

STAND UP AND BE COUNTED OR TURN AROUND AND BE MOUNTED!

In 2004 it was Kerry and Bush

Those campaign ads were a pain in the tush

Before this election gets out of hand

Don’t stand by and let the ship hit the sand

STAND UP AND BE COUNTED OR TURN AROUND AND BE MOUNTED!

STAND UP AND BE COUNTED OR TURN AROUND AND BE MOUNTED!

Who’s tellin’ the truth? Which candidates lyin’?

Don’t be fooled by all the poop that’s flyin’

If you still can’t tell… which is which

then vote for the lesser son of a bitch!

STAND UP AND BE COUNTED OR TURN AROUND AND BE MOUNTED!

STAND UP AND BE COUNTED OR TURN AROUND AND BE MOUNTED!

copyright 2006- Artie Wayne

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One Response to “STAND UP AND BE COUNTED OR TURN AROUND AND BE MOUNTED…The Campaign Song That They Couldn’t Ban!”

  1. Alan V. Karr Says:

    It’s perfect for me…TO POOP ON!


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