If It’s On The Internet, It’s Gotta’ Be True! Excusive!- Bald Britney Arrested At Airport!

February 19, 2007

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Britney, Brooke, Halle, and Cameron from their new film, “Bald Is Beautiful”

Britney Spears, bald on top and bald at the bottom, was mistaken for a member of the Hare Krishna at LAX airport last night. When passengers started dropping change into the coffee cup she was carrying, airport security took her into custody for panhandling. When she was released, the police apologized and allowed her to keep the $26 she had collected, providing she’d buy a hat and some panties!

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Inspired by the successful reunion of the Police, last week at the Grammys, The Archies have gotten back together, except for Jughead who is still at large after being featured on “America’s Most Wanted”.

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 Nancy Pelosi, the Speaker of the House, has taken several meetings with Eric Rice, one of the creators of Second Life, the most popular alternate reality site on the Internet. Rice wants a law to protect the rights of humans who visit Second Life and want to marry one of the virtual characters they design. He also wants to give them the power to delete any of the virtual children they may accidentally create!

In-And-Out, the fast food giant, has had a 22% increase in revenue in their Hollywood locations, since adding “A Stint In Rehab” to their menu.


The CEOs of all broadcast and cable networks met secretly yesterday to figure out how they’re going to fill up airtime once the Anna Nicole Smith story plays out.

After airline passengers were left stranded on a snowbound runway for up to eleven hours, without food and water, Jet Blue vowed it would never happen again! Now, every passenger, upon boarding, is issued a roll of Lifesavers and a package of M&Ms.

This year, with African-American nominees dominating the Oscars, Martin Scorsese Nominated for directing,”The Departed”, is determined not to get snubbed by the Academy again! The Italian dirctor on “Entertainment Tonight” sporting dreadlocks and a deep salon tan said,”‘Bout time we brothers and sisters finally be getting our props!”


The Motion Picture Academy of Arts and Sciences, Has always kept it’s final tally of votes for each Oscar winner a well guarded secret. For the first time, the Academy has revealed how the winner is determined in the event there is a tie. It also explains why God is usually the first one thanked by the winners!

Copyright 2007 by Artie Wayne

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11 Responses to “If It’s On The Internet, It’s Gotta’ Be True! Excusive!- Bald Britney Arrested At Airport!”

  1. Laura Says:

    The Archies getting back together, huh? That’s good to hear. I kinda liked them; they had a great sound. Most people don’t know this, but Jughead is alive and well – he tossed away his beanie long ago, and for the past 35 years, he’s been living in California and going by the name of Jeff Barry!

    (But I hear he only eats organic hamburgers now.)

    Laura 🙂

  2. Patti Says:

    I love the motion graphic. Did you notice God always wins?

  3. mark day Says:

    It is, of course, possible that Britney is plannng her own action movie franchise. Just ask a bald Scotsman…


  4. Fred Clemens Says:

    So where’s the original, Goldie Hawn from Laugh-In, where she jokingly gets by the censors with he line:
    “I’ve never been bald(sic?) before”, or something close to it.

    Fred Clemens

  5. dreadlocks Says:



  6. ~AzN BrItNeY~ Says:

    i like your hair
    uber cool!

  7. I think it’s only a matter of time before Britney runs over a photographer and kills ’em. What happened to that sweet old Britney we used to know and love?

  8. erika perez Says:

    this is ma funny, i love the picture of the bald celebrities, i lol !!!!!!!!

  9. erika perez Says:

    Cameron Diaz has a huge freaking head, it takes up half of the computer!!!! hahahahahahahahaha lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. I do not agree wit the bitter,Erika, Cameron has a normal size head,and i think it is very clean and shiny. thank, lol =)=)=)=) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. leeanna walker Says:

    The fourth picture down with the black background looks like cameron diaz… :/… :O

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