If It’s On The Internet It’s Gotta Be True! Angelina Jolie And The Naked Truth!

Angelina Jolie, gently strokes the possible co-star of her next movie, rumored to be “The Naked Truth About Adam And Eve” Wonder what Brad thinks about this steamy picture?

After 83 year old Bob Barker’s tearful farewell on the “Price Is Right”, he drove off with new gal pal Lindsay Lohan, partied all night then took her back to rehab in the morning.

When a reporter asked President Bush if he knew he was wearing one brown shoe and one black shoe, Bush looked down and said, “Of course, I even have another pair like it at home.”

Paris Hilton is making good on her promise to Barbara Walters to stop “acting dumb”. As soon as she is released from jail she begins a ten city tour, lecturing on “How the US can achieve an immediate and lasting peace in the Middle East”

The Secret Service has always given code names to presidential candidates they’re assigned to protect. Hilary Clinton’s code name is “Evergreen”, Barack Obama’s is “Renegade” and Fred Thompson’s code name is “Booger”, but nobody knows why.

Uncle Walt must be spinning in his grave, after Disney films and Pixar announced they are doing an a computer generated animated remake of “Deep Throat”!

Bush daughters, Barbara and Jenna, have joined the contestants vying for the heart of clock wearing rapper, “Flava’ Flav” in the third season of his popular MTV reality show.

Larry Seidlen, the “Crying Judge” in the Anna Nicole Smith Paternity suit has resigned from the bench and is set to star in a new reality show on FOX, “Make The Judge Cry”. Whoever makes the judge cry first, the plaintiff or the defendant…wins their case!

Mike Nifong, the disbarred prosecutor in the Duke rape case, has asked to appeal his case on the new FOX reality show, “Make The Judge Cry”.

To see Hilary and Bill Clinton spoof the finale of the “Sopranos” in her latest campaign ad. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shKJk3Rph0E

Copyright 2007 by Artie Wayne

For more on Angelina Jolie and my brief, but memorable encounter with her!
https://artiewayne.wordpress.com/2006/10/14/my-brief-encounter-with-angelina-jolie/

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