EXCLUSIVE! BRANGELINA NAMES NEWBORN TWINS BARACK AND JOHN!
June 17, 2008
“The Top Dog has the world on a string!”
This afternoon Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt gave birth to a healthy set of twins which they’ve named Barack and John. Just as they’ve gone around the world bringing peace and prosperity to third world countries it looks like they’ve decided to finally do something for America and bring our political parties together!
If “Vogue on the outside, vague on the inside” self-proclaimed star of MTV’s, “The Hills”, Heidi Montag can get John McCain to publicly thank her for her endorsement and if Barack Obama can admit he and Scarlett Johanson text each other regularly for advice, why can’t Brad and Angelina, the new mother Teresa, make a political endorsement in their own way?
As millions of new voters embrace the sogan, “Stand Up And Be Counted Or Turn Around And Be Mounted!”, let our Hollywood role models put a face on our future. And when it’s time to vote …remember don’t let the facts get in the way!
Copyright 2008 by Artie Wayne
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June 17, 2008 at 12:48 pm
With stars’ kids having such weird names these days anyway, this kind of thing is getting harder and harder to satirize!