THE PAPARAZZI PHOTOS THEY CALLED, “TOO HOT” FOR THE TABLOIDS!

August 3, 2008

 

 

 

 

 

A HOT dripping Jessica Simpson licks it all up!

 

 

 Candid photo of members of congress, who can’t wait to adjourn for the summer.

Here’s the secret footage of the new car that General Motors developed, which uses half as much gas as a regular car, approprietly called the Chevy “Half-Astro”. No wonder the company is in trouble!

 

 

                                                                                      

 

 

Just as the National Enquirer was about to use a photo of the living, “Montauk Monster”, for their cover next week, they discovered it was only Kelly Clarkson taking a swim.

         

 

 

 

 

 

                          

Why is Hillary Clinton so happy? (CLICK Onto Picture)

Why is Howard Dean so angry? 

 

 The Papparazzi caught this photo of escape artist Chris Angel, who couldn’t get out of a bear suit!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Jimmy Carter goes undercover for PETA!

 

   

EXCLUSIVE! Outake from last official White House photo session with Cheney and Bush!

“IF IT”S ON THE INTERNET, IT’S GOTTA’ BE TRUE!”

EXCLUSIVE! THIS MAY BE THE LAST TIME YOU CAN SEE LINDSAY LOHAN AND PARIS HILTON ON TOP OF BRITNEY SPEARS! https://artiewayne.wordpress.com/2006/12/04/exclusive-photos-lindsay-lohan-and-paris-hilton-on-top-of-britney-spears/ 

For more cheap thrills click onto “BALD BRITNEY ARRESTED AT AIRPORT!” featuring a Bald Halle Berry!  https://artiewayne.wordpress.com/2007/02/19/if-its-on-the-internet-its-gotta-be-true-excusive-bald-britney-arrested-at-airport/

 CRACK IN A STAR ON HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD…BRITNEY EXCLUSIVE!
https://artiewayne.wordpress.com/2006/12/01/theres-a-crack-in-a-star-on-hollywood-boulevard-quick-call-your-publicist/ 

Copyright 2008 by Artie Wayne  http://artiewayne.com

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