I’m tired of Black people bitching, White people whining, and members of the NRA shooting their mouths off about what the Presidential election has turned into!

As Americans, none of us can afford to drop the ball, much less drop the torch. It’s time that we add up what we’ve learned about the candidates. Here are a few things you might not know, that can help you make up your mind when it’s time to vote.

Did you know that Republican Vice-Presidential hopeful, Sarah Palin was planning to take 30 members of the press on an Eskimo hunting party, until it was discovered that they wouldn’t be hunting with Eskimos, but for Eskimos!

Are you aware that Democratic Vice-Presidential hopeful Joe Biden is a silent partner in a travel agency that is selling out excursion tickets to the South Seas for the time period that he predicted Obama would be tested by the world? 

Did you know that John McCain Enterprises, who not only owns the controling interest in Viagra,  but also a chain of mortuaries, has copyrighted the slogan, “We’ve Got You Coming and Going.”?

After so many pro-McCain comments were made by Democrat Joe Biden, it’s not surprising that Barack Obama called up President George W. Bush, for an endorsement, promising him a spot on Mount Rushmore. The only problem is, he promised the same spot to Bill Clinton!

Did you hear that Independent Party Presidential hopeful, and “Bad Girl Gone Good”, Paris Hilton, goes down in history as the first person to withdraw early from a race to star in a TV movie, “The Mother Teresa Story”.

After a rousing version of “There’s No Bama Like O-bama, Like No Bama I Know!”, Secretary of State-to-be Hillary Clinton leads the Democratic party’s victory dance, just days before the election! Click on Hillary to activate! 

John McCain has promised “Joe The Plumber”, a cabinet position, if he becomes President. He will be in charge of flushing out Socialists, non-believers, and fixing leaks to the press. “Joe”, still smarting from the treatment he received from the media, says he’s also not adverse to , “kicking a little ass, if he has to!”

In an unprecedented move, Senators Barack Obama and John McCain, admitted that they made a secret agreement In the event that the Presidential race is too close to call, they’ll have a dance-off!           

Then In the true spirit of bi-partisanship, the candidates issued a joint statement “STAND UP AND BE COUNTED, OR TURN AROUND AND BE MOUNTED!” . So vote early…and vote often!                              

                             “IF IT’S ON THE INTERNET, IT’S GOTTA’ BE TRUE!”

Copyright 2008 by Artie Wayne https://artiewayne.wordpress.com/about-artie-wayne/

“Freddy Kruger, Frankenstein, Jack the Ripper were all customers at Genghis Cohen, the Hollywood restaurant I named and hosted, which is why I kept a sharpened chopstick on me at all times! It was really a trip to walk in at night to start my shift and see Anthony Perkins (“Psycho”) at one table, his eyes darting around the room, and Robert Englund (Freddy Kruger), at another, smiling about the fortune in his cookie.

My friend Allan Rinde, who owned Genghis, had a strict rule that one customer could never be seated in a booth, which was meant for three or more people. This rule, of course, went out the window whenever Peter Boyle (“Young Frankenstein”) came in by himself . Even though he was married to one of our friends, this didn’t give him any special privilages…it was the look of madness in his eye! One night Allan, walked in and saw Peter sitting in a booth, by himself. He got pissed off at me and asked me to move him to smaller table. I told Allan I was going on a break, so he went over to tell Peter himself. He came back told me that it was “okay, this one time” and asked if I ever noticed that strange look in his eye. I smiled and said, “yes”

Christopher Walken (“The Dead Zone”), was another customer who could sit wherever he wanted. I knew he could kill me with one blow, and eat me for dinner if he so desired, but he was a good guy!

We had our share of the “Scream Queens” come in, Barbara Shelly (“Dracula, Prince Of Darkness”, “Village Of The Damned”), Barbara Crampton (“Re-Animator”), Michelle Pfeiffer (“Witches Of Eastwick”, “What Lies Beneath”), and Jobeth Williams, who starred in “Poltergeist”.

I remember seeing “Poltergeist”, a few years back at a cineplex with a racially mixed audience. When JoBeth Williams’ character goes back into the house she knows is possesed to take a shower, almost the entire audiences screams, “DON”T GO BACK…DON’T GO BACK ” punctuated by a shrill “YOU STUPID BITCH!” from a nine or ten year old little blonde girl, sitting with her stoner parents.

A few years later, when JoBeth Williams became a regular customer, I asked her a personal question. “WHY DID YOU GO BACK INTO THE HOUSE?” “Because it said so in the script.”, she replied matter of factly. Since then I’ve used that line, whenever anyone asks, “Why’d you do something so stupid?” or “How could you act so ridiculous?” “Because it said so in the script!” No one ever laughs, but I don’t expect them to.

Director Tim Burton (“Nightmare Before Christmas”, came in quite a bit and so did Johnny Depp, whom he directed in “Edward Scissorhands”. The first night I met Johnny, we talked about music. Then I asked “Can I see the tattoo?”

The tattoo I was talking about was a hot topic in all the tabloids. When Johnny broke up with Wynonna Ryder, he altered a tattoo he had on his arm that said “Wynonna Forever” to say “Wino Forever”. When he rolled up his sleeve and showed me, I knew he was cool!

It was about this time that I had begun working with 3- dimensional acrylic fabric paint to create a new look for myself. I started enhancing old Hawaiian Shirts with 3-dimensional acrylic paint…which patrons bought right off my back! It wasn’t long before I had a profitable little sideline. Inspired by our “horrific” clientele, I started painting Monsters and ghouls on the back of denim and leather jackets.

Soon I had all sorts of people buying my clothes including, Sarah Jessica Parker, Robert Downey, Jr., J.D. Nicholas of the Commodores, Pam Tillis, Patti Dahlstrom, Sammy Davis, Jr. James Caan, Val Garay, Steve Cropper and Luthor VanDross. When I started using glow-in-the-dark paint on my creations, I would dim the lights then go into the kitchen and get a blast of flourescent light. I’d walk back into the restaurant, hand out fortune cookies and sell the glowing jacket right off my back!”


2011 by Artie Wayne https://artiewayne.wordpress.com/about-artie-wayne/




NOW HERE ARE THE TOP 25 HALLOWEEN MUSIC VIDEOS OF ALL TIME including…“The Monster Mash”, “Unchained Melody’ from Ghost”, “Disturbia” UNEDITED, UNCENSORED Rhianna, The Addams Family theme, “Time Warp” from “Rocky Horror Show”, “I Put A Spell On You” Screaming Jay Hawkins, “Halloween theme” John Carpenter, Michael Jackson’s “THRILLER” 14 minute version! ..MORE!https://artiewayne.wordpress.com/2008/10/26/the-top-halloween-music-videos/

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“The first time I remember being scared was when I was 5 years old and my mother dangled me over the body of baseball great Babe Ruth, who was lying in state at Yankee Stadium. She wanted me to remember that afternoon for the rest of my life, and I have, which is why I don’t go to funerals.

The next time my adrenaline started rushing like that was when my Aunt took me to a second, or third-run theater, where they were playing “The Picture Of Dorian Gray” It’s a story of a man who sells his soul to remain young, while a portrait of him grows old hidden away in a closet. I was bored watching the black and white film, until they showed horrific, but stunning inserted technicolor clips of the decaying portrait. That image kept me awake for many nights, and is probably the reason I’m cautious going into closets today.

Although I had seen movies with Bela Lugosi as Dracula on TV, I was never scared because they were in black and white and not the colors of the real world. When Hammer Films, in the UK, re-did the classics in all their bloody, technicolor horror, with believable actors, that all changed! Christopher Lee, who played in a series of Dracula Films…made me believe in Vampires! I never doubted for a minute that he could bite you and condemn you to a “life” of the undead!

One dark and stormy night in London, while I was staying with my friend, record producer Lou Reizner and his wife Pam. I’m in the kitchen writing a song with Scott English (“Bend Me, Shape Me”, “Mandy”). There’s a flash of lightning, and standing behind Scott’s chair is a frighteningly familiar face…Christopher Lee!

I must’ve turned white. Scott said, “What’s the matter man, you look like you’ve seen a ghost?” I motion for him to look behind his chair. When he sees Christopher, hovering above him, he falls to his knees and makes the sign of the cross with two spoons. Lou Reizner starts laughing, when his unfazed friend Chris looks down at Scott and says, “Nice meeting you too!”

From the forthcoming book, “I Did It For A Song”…”If You Don’t like ’60s, ’70s music, you can kiss my past!”

And now in no particular order here are THE TOP HALLOWEEN MUSIC VIDEOS!


“TWILIGHT SOUNDTRACK” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6KYjytwr1w

The “Monster Mash” by Bobby “Boris” Pickett                                                                 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0thH3qnHTbI&feature=related

“BUMP” BY HERE COME THE MUMMIES                                                                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1p4gfBHEUE

“The Addams Family Theme Song” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFD7KGBUtKI

“I Hear Voices” by Alan O’Day                                                                                       http://vimeo.com/1969065

From “GHOST”, the Righteous Brothers and “Unchained Melody”               http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXH4vDQWptU

“Disturbia” by Rihanna…with 18,000,000 views!                                                                                         http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6zdhHLvT7k&feature=related

What about Ray Parker, Jr. and “Ghostbusters” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4uxIo4t7xM

“Witchcraft” byFrank Sinatra and Elvis Presley                                                 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFzD5fJUC_U


“THRILLER” BY MICHAEL JACKSON  HQ UNEDITED UNCENSORED’http://www.spike.com/video/michael-jackson/2714844

“Lightning Strikes” by Lou Christie (featuring Denise Ferri, Bernadette Carroll and Peggy Santiglia)

“Rock And Roll Heaven” by Ronnie Kimball                                                   https://artiewayne.wordpress.com/2006/08/20/rock-and-roll-heaven/

“Meet Me On The Equinox”  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZHRv3rA9Hc&feature=related

“Anime Halloween” stunning! http://anime.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?zi=1/XJ&sdn=anime&cdn=entertainment&tm=3&f=00&tt=9&bt=0&bts=0&zu=http%3A//www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3D2zXKavHBl6Q

“Music Of The Night” from “Phantom Of The Opera” by Michael Crawford http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5dhyiqhR7Y

“Died InYour Arms Tonight” by Cutting Crew                                                           http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fD5YcFmke4

“Don’t Fear The Reaper” by Blue Oyster Cult                                                              http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7i0b_blue-oyster-cult-dont-fear-the-reap

Peter Boyle and Gene Wilder, “Puttin’ On The Ritz” from “Young Frankenstein.                                       http://video.aol.com/video-detail/puttin-on-the-ritz-young-frankenstein/2456189253

Warren Zevon and “Werewolves Of London” http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x19ajb_warren-zevon-werewolves-of-london_music

“Everybody” by the Backstreet Boys                      http://www.jockboymusic.com/jockboymusic/2008/10/12.html

“The Time Warp” from “The Rocky Horror Show”                                                   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yarYjuN-m8I

Rob Zombie and “Dragula”                                                         http://new.music.yahoo.com/videos/–2150313

“I Put A Spell On You” by Screamin’ Jay Hawkins                                                     http://movieblips.com/video/screamin_jay_hawkins_i_put_a_spell_on_you/

“Rock And Roll Heaven” by Ronnie Kimball                                                   https://artiewayne.wordpress.com/2006/08/20/rock-and-roll-heaven/
Theme from “Halloween” by John Carpenter                                                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN1IXcl4jRY

Alice Cooper “Welcome To My Nightmare” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQK5TbgopKw

“Dinner with Drac” byJohn Zacherly http://dbellel.blogspot.com/2007/10/dinner-with-drac.html
“Tubular Bells” from “THE EXCORCIST” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYmIKcP7Nbc
The Eagles “Witchy Woman” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrAKiRZ9niM

Original Theme from “JAWS” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLAYvjaGGqM&feature=related

HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM ARTIE WAYNE ON THE WEB! EXCLUSIVE “MOVIE MONSTERS I HAVE KNOWN AND FED!” “Freddy Kruger, Frankenstein, Jack the Ripper were all customers at Genghis Cohen, the Hollywood restaurant I named and hosted, which is why I kept a sharpened chopstick on me at all times! https://artiewayne.wordpress.com/2008/10/28/movie-monsters-ive-known-and-fed/

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The Four Tops – top: Abdul (Duke) Fakir (left), Lawrence Payton. Bottom: Levi Stubbs (left) & Renaldo (Obie) Benson.

LEVI STUBBS  6/6/36 – 9/17/08

Here are of 10 of the late Levi Stubbs’ best videos with the 4 Tops! He was a remarkable singer, but I don’t have to tell you that. If you grew up in the ’60s and ’70s you had to be living in a cave, not to have heard “Baby, I Need Your Lovin” or “(Sugar Pie Honey Bunch) I Can’t Help Myself”. I can go on and on…but videos are worth a thousand words!

Here’s Levi and the Four Tops and “Baby, I Need Your Lovin” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HQEhuylZmg

And now , “I Can’t Help Myself (Sugar Pie Honey Bunch)” http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xaegh_the-four-tops-i-cant-help-myself and a rare live version http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyvLmNNtsKc

A rare color 1966 clip of, “It’s The Same Old Song” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x55tMpAHuI8

A medley, “Walk Away Renee”/”Standing In The Shadows Of Love” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9B1msRZyBQ

“Ain’t No Woman Like The One I’ve Got” from “The Midnight Special”  http://video.aol.com/video-detail/aint-no-woman-like-the-one-i-got/32846807/?icid=VIDURVMUS03

“When She Was My Girl” video of actual recording session! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ejg-22i4VYQ

A rare 1966 color clip of, “Reach Out I’ll Be There” http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x14b2m_four-tops-reach-out-ill-be-there_music

Thank you, Levi Stubbs, for all that you’ve given the world!                           R.I.P. Rock In Perpetuity!

Respectfully, Artie Wayne                             https://artiewayne.wordpress.com/about-artie-wayne/

From my forthcoming book, “I Did It For A Song”
Copyright 2009 by Artie Wayne

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I grew up listening toTop 40 music, where I could hear Pop, R&B, Country and oldies side by side. Today, to get that kind of diversity from one place is impossible , so now I must get my music from many different sources.

I’ve made a list of TOP TEN “OLDIES” AND NEW MUSIC WEBSITES!, which I hope you enjoy. Here they are in no particular order.  



Spectropop… One of the main reasons I joined Spectropop, was the appreciation, by its members, of the well-crafted Pop song, the kind that dominated the Top 40 charts in the 1960s. The site is full of information and entertainment that has brought me back dozens of times this year! I personally want to thank Mick Patrick for helping to create and maintain one of the best interactive music sites on the web. http://spectropop.com   


Here’s the last interview producer, Hank Medress (“The Lion Sleeps Tonight’, “He’s So Fine”, “Tie A Yellow Ribbon”) did before he passed away, which ran first on Spectropop. http://www.spectropop.com/HankMedress/index.htm 




Coverville…Creator and host, Brian Ibbott, is one of the most consistent podcasters around. His twice weekly show spotlights new covers of older songs, never cease to amaze me! This week is his 516th show (all of which are downloadable). Make sure to check out the archives http://coverville.com




Kent Kotal, has put together quite a remarkable website…I’ll let him describe it, “If you’re tired of the same old 200 oldies being drummed into your head over and over and over and over again…then GET ON THE LIST!!! Forgotten Hits is a free online oldies music newsletter that allows oldies music fans the opportunity to share their memories right alongside those of the deejays, who keep this music alive, as well as many of the great artists who created this great music in the first place.”


Just click onto http://forgottenhits.com for more information and http://forgottenhits60s.blogspot.com/  to see new postings and features.




My pal from the past, Scott Shannon, not only is the top “Oldies” DJ in America, with over a million listeners, but he’s become a champion of an era of music that is being systematically eliminated on radio. The pursuit of younger listeners by advertisers, is resulting in part of our musical history being all but wiped out. Check out Scott’s website. http://www.trueoldieschannel.com/html/what.html



MTV is the pioneer in pop videos where you can see videos on line from early in the morning…until a little later in the morning. They are a bit heavy on puke-inducing alleged reality shows like “The Hills”, and the search for a new best friend by Paris Hilton, but you still can keep up with the latest hits as well as the drama on “Making The Band”. http://www.mtv.com/


Three of my MTV video favorites this week are from David Archuleta “Crush” http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?artist=3080429&vid=278040


NEW EXCLUSIVE! Beyonce and her latest “Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)” http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1518071&vid=288236


UNEDITED! UNCENSORED! Britney Spears, “Womanizer”, http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1518072&vid=288244 




VH1 is the equivalent of an MOR or Adult Contemporary station with very little rap, and a better quality of pop songs. They have some the coarsest shows on reality TV like “I Love Money”, “Rock Of Love” and “Charm School”. They probably have shows like “What’s Your STD?”, and “Who’s Your Baby’s Daddy” waiting in the wings. They also routinely have music specials that are pretty good, but my favorite show is the Top 20 video countdown. Check it out. http://www.vh1.com/


My VH1 faves this week are, NEW! “If I Were A Boy” by Beyonce, “What About Now? by Daughtry, “Single” by New Kids On The Block, and NEW! Katy Perry Video, “Hot And Cold”. On the left hand side of the VH1 Homepage, you can click onto the titles you’d like to see.




BET…The Black Entertainment network is a bit rap heavy, but diverse within the Genre. It’s also one of the few places where you can see the latest R&B videos. One of my favorite shows is “106th street And Park”, with its Top Ten Countdown hosted by the foxy, Rocsi and some guy. The site also archives favorite old videos of current chartmakers like Usher, Ciara, and TI, which has given me a new perspective on enigmatic artists like Tupac Shakur. Click http://bet.com go to videos…music and check it out.



CMT…Country Music Television plays the best country videos. I haven’t been able to get it here the desert, for a year, so I can’t recommend any thing new. http://cmt.com



My longtime friend songwriter/ producer musician, Art Munson has put together a website that features music and articles of interest to our generation. He also is writing about his firsthand experiences as a musician, playing with Dick Dale as one of the Deltones, working on sessions with Glenn Campbell, and producing the Blossoms. I can’t wait to hear some of his stories about playing on Phil Spector and Righteous Brothers sessions, or when he played with Jimi Hendrix.





My Spectropop pal, Ronnie Allen, internet DJ, has put 65 of his best interviews online with the stars, and the people behind the scenes, who shaped the music of the ‘50s, ‘60s and ‘70s. Ronnie Allen is located at the Jersey Girls Sing site, and if you click onto the marquee with his name on it, you’ll see a list of his archives, which include rare interviews with Bob Crewe and Roy Orbison. 





Laura calls her remarkable site, “the one-stop-shopping place to catch up with all your favorite actively touring artists from the ‘50s, ‘60s, and ‘70s. We cover the light pop music, ot the culture, not the politics, not TV, or the movies…just Rock&Roll!  Click onto http://lpintop.tripod.com/oldiesconnection/



If you have more sites that I should write about, please leave the info below in the comments section along with a url of the site..


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See what Tina Fey and Tracy Morgan were talking about when they mentioned our feature “If It’s On The Internet It’s Gotta Be True!” on their EMMY award winning show “30 Rock” last season! Here’s the latest installment. https://artiewayne.wordpress.com/2008/10/16/1842/


Copyright 2008 by Artie Wayne

After being mentioned a dozen times by Obama and McCain, in the final Presidential debate, Joe the Plumber has signed a million dollar endorsement deal with Procter and Gamble, for a yet to be disclosed product.

America’s hottest TV show, “Dancing With The Stars”, started off the night with a bang, then everybody came out and danced! The surprise of the night came when Democratic Presidential Candidate Barack Obama, took Republican VP Candidate Sarah Palin for a spin around the floor.

EXCLUSIVE! JUST IN! Here’s the hilarious video of John McCain roasting Barack Obama at the Al Smith Dinner in Washington.



Now here’s an equally hilarious video of Barack Obama, roasting John McCain at the same dinner. http://www.viralvideochart.com/youtube/obama_roasts_mccain_at_al_smith_dinner?id=v5SWQJWm6Tg

If they didn’t have this Presidential thing to worry about, they could team up and become the new Abbott and Costello!

“Tweenie Princess”, Miley Cyrus wears a purity ring, which means she’ll remain a virgin until she gets married. To insure that promise, her father Billy Ray has beefed up security.

In a yard sale, that America held to pay for the $700,000,000 bailout, Oprah Winfrey, bought the letter “O” for a billion dollars! She’ll receive a royalty each time her letter is used in a word, which will also be donated to “the cause”.

Ten Time Grammy award winner, Kanye West, had an audience with the Pope, but left in a huff when the Pontiff refused to kiss his ring!

Last week, Russia’s Prime Minister Putin was given a two and a half month old tiger cub for his 57th birthday. When he arrived at JFK this morning, Katie Couric, asked how his little friend was. He smiled and said, “Delicious!”

In The meantime, George McCain, can’t seem to get ahead in the polls, although he’s starting to distance himself from President Bush.

Copyright 2008 by Artie Wayne

Special thanks to Sharon Link for the picture of her cousin Barack dancing.

EXPOSED! OBAMA-McCAIN SECRET AGREEMENT! https://artiewayne.wordpress.com/2008/10/30/exposed-obama-mccain-secret-pact/


October 13, 2008

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