SWIFT, LIL’ WAYNE SWEEP GRAMMYS! THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY!
February 8, 2009
When the “Good” Taylor Swift was criticized for using the “F-Word” in her Grammy acceptance speech…the “Bad” Lil’ Wayne came to her defense and said, “Leave the bitch alone!” It got “Ugly” when overprotective Mama Swift beat the s#%t out of the rapper for dissing her daughter!
The New York Times just changed their motto from “All the News That’s Fit to Print” to “Don’t Let the Facts Get in the Way.”
Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi has been criticized by her peers for seeking special favors. Apparently not satisfied with her grandfather’s picture on a stamp, she is now trying to make his birthday a National Holiday!
When Faye Dunaway heard that Hillary Duff is starring in the remake of “Bonnie and Clyde” she said, “Why didn’t they get a real actress?” Miss Duff responded, “It doesn’t matter what she said, none of my fans know who she is anyway.”
Until the economy improves, President Obama has suspended the carving of his likeness into Mount Rushmore.
60’s R&B singer Etta James, had to be removed from the Grammies when she tried to tackle Beyonce, just as she was about to perform James’ signature song, “At Last”.
Eight times 2008 Olympic Gold Winner, Michael Phelps, has been given a three month suspension from swimming in competition in response to a widely circulated picture of him smoking “pot” in a bong. He’s also agreed to start using rolling papers like everybody else.
A major celebrity feud has broken out between Angelina Jolie and Madonna, who tied in last year’s African baby races. It seems that both Superstars are bidding for the octuplets recently born in California.
68-year-old singer Tom Jones will launch a U.S. tour in February to promote his new album, ‘24 Hours.’ Jones plans to play intimate clubs rather than sprawling arenas during the 15-date tour. It is also noted that after singing soul songs since 1963, Jones has finally turned black!
When they said Hugh Hefner had new twin girlfriends, no one expected the OLSEN TWINS!
“IF IT”S ON THE INTERNET, IT’S GOTTA’ BE TRUE!”
Copyright 2009 by Artie Wayne https://artiewayne.wordpress.com/about-artie-wayne/
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February 8, 2009 at 8:30 am
sounds like Etta might be a little jealous of Beyonce’s face time with the new Prez
February 10, 2009 at 5:06 am
[…] When Faye Dunaway heard that Hillary Duff is starring in the remake of “Bonnie and Clyde” she said, “Why didn’t they get a real actress?” Miss Duff responded, “It doesn’t matter what she said, none of my fans know who she is anyway.” …Continue […]
December 12, 2009 at 2:44 am
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las pudiese conoser pero eso no se va
a poder jijiji bueno ya me voy
bexoz 🙂
January 30, 2010 at 8:56 am
That is not the Olsen twins. Their chest is not that big. In every shot from Hollywood they have been flat chested.
January 30, 2010 at 10:00 am
Excellent! I missed the Lil Wayne concert when it came to Indianapolis. Both times!
February 20, 2010 at 2:13 pm
The good, the bad and the ugly make money. Lil Wayne knows how to entertain people…That is the reason why he swept so many awards.