October 12, 2010

I don’t have to tell you that political ad campaigns on all sides are getting nasty as it gets closer to the election. While opponents, like primitive apes, are hurling turds of discontent at each other, only one man has come forth with a plan to bring America together! That man is Jon Stewart, host of The Daily Show” on Comedy Central.

In Stewarts own words, “We’re looking for the people who think shouting is annoying, counterproductive, and terrible for your throat; who feel that the loudest voices shouldn’t be the only ones that get heard; and who believe that the only time it’s appropriate to draw a Hitler mustache on someone is when that person is actually Hitler or Charlie Chaplin in certain roles.”

Jon, continues, “Are you one of those people? Excellent. Then we’d like you to join us in Washington, DC on October 30 — a date of no significance whatsoever — at the Daily Show’s “Rally to Restore Sanity.”

Ours is a rally for the people who’ve been too busy to go to rallies, who actually have lives and families and jobs (or are looking for jobs) — not so much the Silent Majority as the Busy Majority. If we had to sum up the political view of our participants in a single sentence… we couldn’t. That’s sort of the point.”

Jon, you’ve everything going for you except an inspiring theme song…that is until now…wait until you hear the  chorus of “United We Stand” by the Joel Diamond experience featuring Benny Mardones and Teresa James!

Copyright 2010 by Artie Wayne

To reach Jon Stewart and The Daily Show

For Joel Diamond


  1. Country Paul Says:

    This is the Brotherhood of Man hit, right? IIt’s definitely a bit super-heated, but hey, it’d work well for the event.

    Stewart: “…people who think shouting is annoying, counterproductive, and terrible for your throat…” Someone tell that to Chris Matthews, please!

    It should be a very interesting day – just as long as Fox Nooz doesn’t report it as Jon Stewart’s “Rally to Restore Hannity”!

    PS – Glad to have you back, Artie!

  2. I don’t like to voice on line about my political views, but yeah, I don’t like the shouting or negative responses from both sides. I will call myself the busy majority at this point. When it comes time to vote, I would hope that my vote elects the one party that will restore America.

  3. Paul Says:

    The yelling and the screaming seem to be a permanent part of the political seasons now.
    Calm down! Calm down! Discuss the issues and let the voters decide.

    Perhaps it’s an age “thing”, but I just don’t get voting for the yellers and the screamers. They hurt the eardrums and whatever their message is (assuming they have a legit message) gets lost in the noise. And by the way – I really don’t care which side the yellers and screamers are on. A pox on them all.

  4. Mike Edwards Says:

    Hi Artie,

    Thanks for drawing attention to Jon Stewart’s “Rally To Restore Sanity”. That’s a great poster he has and right now, I’m using it as my screen saver.

    I would also like to thank our President and his team for helping to restore America from the mess we were in two years ago. Right now, things may not be easy but back then they were downright scary. How quickly some of us forget.

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