REDD FOXX R.I.P. RAUNCH IN PERPETUITY!
October 12, 2012
In 1975, Redd Foxx who has the number one TV show in the U.S., “Sanford and Son” is looking to make some investments. His manager contacts me and tells me that my young publishing company has come to the attention of he and Redd and they’d like to set up a meeting with me to talk about buying an interest in it. After attending the taping of the TV show, my friend producer Lou Reizner (Rod Stewart) and I go up to Redd’s mansion, which used to belong to Sonny and Cher.
Although I’ve seen him perform many times, this is the first time I meet one of the funniest men in the world up close and personal. His manager takes us into the music room, where Redd is jamming with his longtime friend, blues man, “Scatman” Crothers, who appears on his weekly show and another long time friend, 40’s crooner, Billy Eckstein.
I sit back and watch, while the three of them put on a show. Billy sings a love song Redd wrote back in the ‘40s, while Scatman plays a washtub bass. Then Scatman sings his scathing, but catchy, protest song, “March on Niggers, March on!”
When they finish and it’s my turn to perform, I pick up a guitar and play
“Daddy, Daddy what is Heaven Like? Is it like our house so pretty and White?
It doesn’t seem right, it doesn’t seem fair…If Mommy loved us so…why’d she go there?”
“Heaven, my child, is a beautiful place where there’s a smile on everyone’s face
Mommy loved us both but she had to go…we needed her so but they needed her more”
(Redd puts his hand over my guitar strings and says to his friends)
“Imagine a flashback scene with me singing this to my son Lamont when he’s 8 years old!”
Scatman- “Yeah, we’re talking Emmy here!”
(I pry Redd’s hands from the guitar and continue.)
“Daddy, Daddy is Heaven very far? How long would it take if we go by car?
If you cross me at the corner, I can take my bike…Daddy, please tell me what is Heaven like?”
“You can’t go there by a bike or a car…if you’re good you’ll go real far.
Maybe someday you’ll go to Heaven to…If I know your Mommy she’s saved a place for you.”
(Once again Redd puts his hand over my guitar strings and says, “I love it, we even can make a record of it.”
Billy Eckstein- “Now we’re talkin’ Grammy!”
(I move Redd’s hand from the strings once again and snap.)
“Will you let me finish the damn song?”
I clear my throat and continue…
“Daddy, Daddy I can hardly wait…I’m so excited Heaven sounds great!
Can I run and tell sister goodbye? Why is there Daddy a teardrop in your eye?”
Copyright 1966/ 2012 and Wayne Art Music
At first there’s a dead silence…then they all start talking at once! Everybody has an idea or an opinion on how to make my song, and the possible TV show or film better…while I just shake my head. Then Redd puts his arm around me takes me into another room and says, “I know you must be overwhelmed by all of this! I like you Artie… (Then he breaks out a little amber vial, takes a snort and offers me one. It’s probably, the strongest and coarsest coke that I’ve ever had, which makes me temporarily lose my vision.)
When I scream…”I CAN’T SEE…I CAN’T SEE!” …Redd smiles and says, “Yeah…that’s some good shit, ain’t it!”
When he tells me he wants to buy 51% of my company for $100,000 and he is willing to be more than just a “silent” partner, I politely pass on the offer, as well as on another snort!”
Copyright 2012 by Artie Wayne
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