STAR WARS SALE! MOLLY CYRUS PREGNANT? MICHAEL JACKSON COMMERCIAL? IF IT’S ON THE INTERNET IT’S GOTTA’ BE TRUE!

November 10, 2012

LINING UP FOR THEIR SHARE, PRINCESS LEIA AND THE WOOKIE ARE THE LAST TO KNOW THAT GEORGE LUCAS SOLD STAR WARS TO DISNEY FOR 4 BILLION DOLLARS!

MOLLY CYRUS UNEXPECTEDLY CANCELS HER “VIRGINITY” TOUR AFTER HER SUDDEN WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENT!

 THE MICHAEL JACKSON ESTATE TRIES TO SELL OLD CLIPS OF MICHAEL TO KELLOGS FOR THEIR NEW AD CAMPAIGN

 LAST WEEK ROY ROGERS HORSE “TRIGGER” WHO WAS STUFFED YEARS AGO, SOLD FOR  $240,00… NEXT WEEK A STUFFED ROY ROGERS IS BEING OFFERED FOR $150.000!

IF LIFE IS A LOTTERY LET’S ALL TAKE A CHANCE, BUT IF LIFE IS A MONKEY LET THAT MONKEY DANCE!

A STUBBORN SAN FRANCISCO TURTLE NAMED “FLOPPY”ATTEMPTS TO FLY FOR THE 35th TIME 

TELL ME HONESTLY…CAN YOU EVER USE TOO MUCH COLLAGEN?

AND NOW LINDSAY LOHAN FIRES BACK AT ALL HER CRITICS!

SO COME ON BACK NEXT WEEK TO CELEBRATE 263 YEARS OF MAD MAGAZINE WITH STORIES, CARTOONS , PARODIES, AND MUSIC THAT HAVE WARPED US INTO WHO WE ARE TODAY!

AND UNTIL THEN REMEMBER, “IF IT’S ON THE INTERNET, IT’S GOTTA’ BE TRUE!”

Copyright 2012 by Artie Wayne

WHILE FIGHTING LARGE CORPORATIONS WHO ARE TRYING TO KEEP ROYALTIES AWAY ME AND THOUSANDS OF OTHER ARTISTS, SONGWRITERS AND PUBLISHERSMY ONLY SOURCE OF INCOME IS FROM THE SALE OF MY BOOK. ” I DID IT FOR A SONG”, WITH OVER 100 STORIES FROM THE MUSIC BUSINESS OF THE ’60s, ’70s, and ’80s. I HOPE YOU’LL CONSIDER BUYING ONE DIRECTLY FROM ME THROUGH PAYPAL FOR ONLY $9.99 AT  artiewayne@gmail.com OR BY CHECK TO…ARTIE WAYNE  P.O. BOX 1105, DESERT HOT SPRINGS, CALIFORNIA 92240

THANKS AND REGARDS, ARTIE WAYNE https://artiewayne.wordpress.com/2012/04/10/celebrating-two-million-views-today-on-artie-wayne-on-the-web/

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