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Although I have no political preferences and consider myself an original thinker…I did breathe a sigh of relief when I heard about Donald Rumsfeld this morning! I’m not sorry I voted for Bush, however, can you imagine where we’d all be if the other asshole had gotten in?

Why couldn’t John Kerry be content with Kazakhstan, the little country, his wife bought him as a consolation prize for losing the election? Why did he shatter our illusions of him with a comeback so lame even David Hasselhoff, on “America’s Got Talent”, would have trouble giving him a thumbs up! You know I’m kinda’ glad there’s been a shake up in Washington. There should be a change of administration every now and then…like a diaper!

As far as Nancy, Condi and Hilary go…I say throw ’em in a large cardboard box and may the best man win! Talk about nasty campaigns…Shit, you don’t have to wait ’til 2008. just click on now to “You Ain’t Woman Enough To Run This Land” http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/13180/HillaryCondi_HoDown.swf

Copyright 2006 by Artie Wayne

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Kym Johnson and Jerry Springer

Up until last week, Jerry Springer the controversial talk show host, had a leg upon the competition…then he finished in the bottom two. Who knows what’ll happen tonight?

Although I enjoy watching them dance on”Dancing With The Stars”, I tune in just as much to hear the songs they use for the dance numbers that range from the ’50s up to the present! If you haven’t noticed there aren’t many songs on the radio and TV that you can actually sing along with these days and Harold Wheeler (The Musical director) of Dancing with the Stars is a master of matching the right song…to the right dance! Who knew that Britney Spears’, “Toxic” was a tango? Hip Hop is OK, but how many times can we, “Throw our hands in the air…and wave ’em like we just don’t care?”

It’s been years since I went out dancing at a club or singing in a Karaoke bar but now there have been quite a few places on TV like “Duets”, “Americas Got Talent”, “Supernova”, that keep me singing and dancing in my dreams. I can’t wait to see Simon Cowells new show “THE X-FACTOR”…I hope it’s enough to hold me over ’til “American Idol” returns in January!