It was just learned, that after being snubbed by her own party, Hillary Clinton, has been offered and is ready to accept the Vice-Presidential slot on the Republican ticket!

It’s an unprecedented move, even for a Clinton. She assures a victory to McCain, when she brings millions, and millions of votes in from her disatisfied Democratic supporters. Obama is said to be freaking out, and privately revealed that he, “never thought the bitch would go this far!”

Tonight the world will watch the Hillary Clinton speech at the Democratic National Convention, and eagerly anticipate her historic announcement!

Copyright 2008 by Artie Wayne