TINA FEY, TRACY MORGAN, “30 ROCK”, SWEEP THE EMMYS!
September 21, 2008
After being nominated for 17 Emmys, Tina Fey, Tracy Morgan, and “30 Rock” won the night with the most wins for a comedy series featuring a woman, a Black man, and Rockefeller Center. Congratulations not only for your big win, but also for having one of the best shows on Network TV!
I was planning to discontinue my bi-monthy feature, “If It’s On The Internet, It’s Gotta’ Be True”, until Tina Fey and Tracy Morgan mentioned it on their show last season, and the buzz started. Next week, after taking the summer off, “If It’s On The Internet It’s Gotta’ Be True”, comes back with a vengence!
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Copyright 2008 by Artie Wayne
NORMAN WHITFIELD R.I.P. ROCK N PERPETUITY
September 17, 2008
NORMAN WHITFIELD 5/12/40 – 9/16/08
During the early ‘70s, I was the General Professional Manager Of Warner Brothers Music. One day I’m up at Motown Records, sitting in the outer office waiting to see what producer or artist will walk in that I can pitch a song to. Just when I’m about give up for the day, in walks songwriter/producer Norman Whitfield (”I Heard It Through The Grapevine”, “Cloud 9”). After briefly, but enthusiastically, discussing his body of work with him, he invites me into his office to listen to a track he’s starting to work on. I sit there and listen to a track for twelve minutes that consists of only of an electric bass with percussion, and I’m a bit confused. I ask him if there is a song that goes along with it. He starts the track again, and this time he sings…
“Papa Was A Rolling Stone. Wherever he lay his hat was his home and when he died…All he left us was alone.”
Over the next few months, Norman lets me hear the recording in its various stages of development. There are layers of vocals put on and taken off, string and horn sections edited or deleted, countless re-mixes. Finally, I get to witness the last step, which is the mysterious mastering process that sets Motown apart from all the rest! This is when I meet Iris Gordy, head of Quality Control, who allows me to watch and listen as she performs her magic, not only bringing out the best of what’s on the tape, but also doing things to it that will make it jump out at you, when it’s played on the radio. The Temptations “soon to be classic” is finally released and zooms up the charts. I run into Norman Whitfield in the lobby of Motown, the day the song hits #1 on the Billboard charts and congratulate him.
From my forthcoming book, “I Did It For A Song”
Copyright 2009 by Artie Wayne
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PREVIEW ALAN O’DAY’S AMAZING NEW CD!
September 15, 2008
I’m really excited to tell you about the release of a new CD “I Hear Voices”, by my longtime friend, sometime collaborator, and fellow Spectropopper, Alan O’Day (“Undercover Angel”, “Angie Baby”, “Rock and Roll Heaven”). My first impression…is I want to hear it again!
As relevant as the recent releases by Neil Diamond, Madonna and Brian Wilson, Alan has written, sung and produced the finest album of his career. Alan should have a few more hits added to his resume.
I worked with him at Warner Brothers Music, early in his career, when I was a song plugger. The Warner Raiders and I got hundreds, yes hundreds of covers on his highly commercial songs, which included 3 Dog Night, Steppenwolf, Bobby Sherman, Cher, Dawn, Helen Reddy, and Anne Murray. Although I knew he was immensely talented, I never expected him to develop into the writer and artist he is today.
As contemporary as Nickleback, Coldplay, and John Mayer, I think Alan is poised to capture the imagination of a new generation. He starts off his 14 song CD, with the playful and insightful, “(Ain’t Gonna Hang Up) My Rock And Roll Shoes”:
“Back in the days of 45s, Had a hit record but I survived
you may not remember, it’s been a long time,
But I’m still a legend in my own mind!
So turn up the music and turn off the news
Gimme three minutes, I can loosen your screws
Rock your booty ’til you blow a fuse
Ain’t Gonna’ Hang Up My Rock And Roll Shoes”
The next 53 minutes are filled with instant classics. “I Hear Voices” and “In Heavens Eyes” will probably be covered by some major artists, “Please Don’t Believe Me” feels like its ripped right out of today’s headlines.
I could write pages about what I heard, but “a song is worth a thousand words!” If you click onto http://cdbaby.com/cd/alanoday2/from/artiewayne, you can hear a complete verse and chorus of eight different songs from Alan O’Day’s landmark album “I Hear Voices”, for yourself.
Regards, Artie Wayne https://artiewayne.wordpress.com
Copyright 2008 by Artie Wayne
EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS! PIGS IN LIPSTICK MARCH ON WASHINGTON!
September 10, 2008
After being ridiculed by Republicans and Democrats, 250,000 pigs have marched on Washington in protest!
Said to be backed by frozen foods CEO, Jimmy Dean, the demonstration caused quite a media frenzy. The porcine protesters, are tired of being the punch line of jokes and demand the same respect that chickens get.
In addition to Hollywood Supporters, many politicians joined the march.
After the peaceful demonstration, the protesters were treated to a VIP tour of the Jimmy Dean processing plant, then taken to Tony Romas for dinner.
Copyright 2008 by Artie Wayne http://artiewayne.com
EXPOSED! SARAH PALIN AND TINA FEY TRICK THE SECRET SERVICE! https://artiewayne.wordpress.com/2008/09/06/exclusive-photo-the-secret-service-tricked-by-sarah-palin-and-tina-fey/
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EXCLUSIVE PHOTO! THE SECRET SERVICE TRICKED BY SARAH PALIN AND TINA FEY!
September 6, 2008
While VP Nominee, Sarah Palin, was doing a segment for the Today Show, she ran into 10 time EMMY nominee, Tina Fey (“30 Rock”), who is taping her show. The old friends, said to resemble each other, weary of their daily routines, decide to play a trick on their handlers, and trade places for the rest of the afternoon.
Sarah is halfway through the show, when Tracy Morgan notices that “Tina”, is funnier than usual and says, “You ain’t Tina…you’re funnier than usual!”, which brings the studio audience to it’s feet.
In the meantime, John McCain and “Sarah” are being interviewed by Meridith Viera, who asks “Sarah”, what she would like to accomplish as the first woman to become Vice-President? Seizing the rare opportunity to be taken seriously, Tina lays out a plan to bring about World Peace within 30 days! As the people in the studio gives her a round of applause, a beaming McCain whispers in her ear, “You’re more amazing every day!”
Although the Secret Service had their suspicions, it isn’t until the real Sarah’s newborn baby starts crying for his mama, is the deception uncovered!
Everyone has a good laugh, except the baby who’s waited long enough for lunch.
Copyright 2008 by Artie Wayne